President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: 'Nice pigs, sir.' The president replies, 'These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.' The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, 'Excellent trade, sir.'